All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You did it again!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ I’m on fire!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.07$16.80$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨