All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Your face looks best in between my legs31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Let’s light the candle and have sex31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.80$16.62$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like your 🍆31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨