All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You Are One Year Closer To Retirement27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ To my best friend!π27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!27.00$ Original price was: 27.00$.21.60$Current price is: 21.60$.β¨ Personalize β¨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Libra Bitch27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Libra is celebrating27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You did it again!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Burns slower than your stock assets27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Thanks for sharing your DNA!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Smells like f*cking Christmas27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ For when you just want to burn something27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ A f*cking LEGEND for 32 years in a row27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Taurus means first place27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Lighting this candle so you know Iβm serious.27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You can’t sit with us!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You & Me Means Trouble27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Thinking of you ππ€€27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You are Hot!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ βββ DAD!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Now the real fun begins!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You have a nice π27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Bless this hot mess.27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Mum, you were right about a lot of shit!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨