All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.16$16.86$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ I’m on fire!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Virgo Bitch31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨