All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.07$16.80$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨