All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.87$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Taurus Bitch31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Leo. Forever doing it my way 💪31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Scorpio. Forever doing it the genius way31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Taurus vibe all around31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Pisces. Forever day dreaming31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Sagitarius means 🪂31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Taurus means first place31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨
