All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.31$16.96$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Let’s light the candle and have sex31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Libra Baby31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Libra Bitch31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Libra Bitch31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Taurus vibe all around31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Leo. Forever doing it my way 💪31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like aquarius is celebrating31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨