All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.17$16.86$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.46$21.08$✨ Personalize ✨