All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.07$16.80$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Virgo Bitch31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like you are getting married31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thoughts of you makes me really unproductive at work!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.34$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨
