All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Light me when you want a blowjob31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like your 🍆31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me 🫶💥❤️31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨
