All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like you are getting married31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Let’s light the candle and have sex31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨