All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.31$16.96$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thoughts of you makes me really unproductive at work!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like your 🍆31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want me naked 👀31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Virgo Bitch31.64$21.20$✨ Personalize ✨