All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close 1987 birthday babe!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.87$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thoughts of you makes me really unproductive at work!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ To my f*cking brother31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me 🫶💥❤️31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨