All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Let’s light the candle and have sex31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like your 🍆31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨