All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Badass bitch since 198931.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.08$16.80$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ To my f*cking brother31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.35$21.00$✨ Personalize ✨
