All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ To my f*cking brother31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ I’m on fire!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.87$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨