All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Burns slower than your stock assets31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.87$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨