All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close fourty & f*cking fabulous27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Congrats on your shiny new job π27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You are on my to do list β€οΈππͺΆ27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Light me when you want a blowjob27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Thinking about you…27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ For when you just want to burn something27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Flickering light, just like my motivation27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Due to inflation this is your gift27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You extraodinary birthday girl!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You have a nice π27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Your face looks best in between my legs27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You can’t scare me, I have kids27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Light me when you want to make β€οΈ27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You can’t sit with us!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ To my best friend!π27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You can’t regift this candle.27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Sending you a sting of good luck, Scorpio!27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨ Best f*cking friend27.00$β¨ Personalize β¨