All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.00$16.75$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like you are getting married31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You did it again!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me 🫶💥❤️31.25$20.94$✨ Personalize ✨