All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Badass bitch since 1989€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!€ 21.60€ 14.47✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨ You Are One Year Closer To Retirement€ 27.00€ 18.09✨ Personalize ✨
