All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.86$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.07$20.82$✨ Personalize ✨