All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.06$16.79$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.33$20.99$✨ Personalize ✨