All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.20$16.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.50$21.11$✨ Personalize ✨
