All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You Are One Year Closer To Retirement31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.16$20.88$✨ Personalize ✨