All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Bless this hot mess.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198930.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.76$16.59$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Scent-sational30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨