All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.97$16.73$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ For when you just want to burn something31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you need to calm the f*ck down31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.21$20.91$✨ Personalize ✨
