All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Scorpio. Forever doing it the genius way30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Dad, you were right about a lot of shit!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198930.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ No Tricks, Just Treats30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ A f*cking LEGEND for 32 years in a row30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like f*cking Christmas30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Pisces -Navigates life’s waters better than anyone else30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Taurus means first place30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Libra is celebrating30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Too cute to spook!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Dad, you are my ninja!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ May your jokes be as funny as you think they are.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.30.96$20.74$✨ Personalize ✨