All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Hotter than my last relationship31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.09$16.81$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ I’m on fire!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ To my f*cking brother31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨