All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Congrats on your shiny new job 👏31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.87$16.66$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when there is no way to meet that crazy deadline!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ May your coffee be strong and your meetings be short31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ You Absolute Queen!31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.09$20.83$✨ Personalize ✨