All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Your face looks best in between my legs31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Lighting this candle so you know I’m serious.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for being absolutely brilliant!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me 🫶💥❤️31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You are Hot!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thoughts of you makes me really unproductive at work!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want a blowjob31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨
