All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!24.80$16.62$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want…31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for all the orgasms31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thoughts of you makes me really unproductive at work!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ To my f*cking brother31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Your face looks best in between my legs31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like you are getting married31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Thank you for lighting up my life every day!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want to make ❤️31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me when you want me naked 👀31.00$20.77$✨ Personalize ✨