All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You + me = perfect match!31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.53$17.11$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You have a nice 🍑31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Virgo Bitch31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.91$21.38$✨ Personalize ✨