All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Badass bitch since 198931.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.06$16.79$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Me Means Trouble31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to economy this is your gift31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking about you…31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ Hotter than my last relationship31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.32$20.98$✨ Personalize ✨