All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.10$16.82$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like f*cking Christmas31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t sit with us!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Pisces -Navigates life’s waters better than anyone else31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Crushing that goal, Capricorn style!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Virgo Bitch31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Best f*cking friend31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Dad, you are my ninja!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Dad, you were right about a lot of shit!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ This house runs on candy and spooky vibes31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Make a wish! Blow me!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Sexy Libra Bitch31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ ⭐⭐⭐ DAD!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Libra Baby31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Thanks for sharing your DNA!31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ May your jokes be as funny as you think they are.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.37$21.02$✨ Personalize ✨