All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close Badass bitch since 198931.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.16$16.86$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like you are getting married31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up when you’re ready to relax.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you! 😈🍌🤤31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Melts slower than my heart when I see you31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Thinking of you 💭🤤31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You and me are 💃🥷👯31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Friendship like ours is Luxury!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle smells like I’m finally adulting31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ If my math is correct, YOU + ME = Love31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You are on my to do list ❤️😈🪶31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ You make my heart beat faster than a three-day weekend approaching31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.45$21.07$✨ Personalize ✨