All Candles Choose a candle for your occasion or create your own! Hide filtersShow filters × Close You’re my best unpaid therapist!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Your custom candle31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like I’m the f*cking boss around here31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Due to inflation this is your gift31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Badass bitch since 198931.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ 1987 birthday babe!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ You extraodinary birthday girl!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Why match my life when you can match my wick?31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Eewh… Brother Eewh… What’s that Brother?31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Light me up and let’s pretend everything’s fine.31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ It’s time to celebrate, you lazy f*cker!25.35$16.98$✨ Personalize ✨ You & Christmas are my two most favourite things in the world!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Flickering light, just like my motivation31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Smells like the best Secret Santa’s gift you’ve ever got31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Zero wax given…31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ wake up, kick ass, repeat…31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t scare me, I have kids31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ fourty & f*cking fabulous31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Bless this hot mess.31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Lit like my weekend plans – nonexistent.31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Get Ready for! ✈️🌎🌴31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Stress-free holiday guaranteed.31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ This candle is the brightest thing in my life right now31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ You can’t regift this candle.31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ You + me = perfect match!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Older, wiser and hotter than ever31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Thirty & f*cking fabulous!31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Burning calories? Nope, just burning this candle31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ Burns slower than your stock assets31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨ To my best friend!🖕31.68$21.23$✨ Personalize ✨